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  • Modern Comedy
    Modern Comedy  1 weeks back

    “Come join me now ye gentles all, and crouch behind yond chest high wall”
    -Shakespeare

    • SnowyK
      SnowyK  13 minutes back

      This is one of my favourite Yahtzee lines

  • raxim42
    raxim42  3 weeks back

    I knew there was a reason I’ve always preferred to binge these. Yahtzee’s jokes usually get one big laugh out of me per video but when they’re all lined up back the jokes have enough time to build momentum and now I’m giggling at almost every sentence.

    • Damien
      Damien  3 weeks back

      2:11:43 Well, that didn't age well.

      • Ezekiel Martin
        Ezekiel Martin  1 months back

        I have _never_ been able to tell what he's saying at 3:18:30. "Recore is vet refloored?"

      • LOGAN REILLY
        LOGAN REILLY  1 months back

        Good job finishing that dog food, here is your reward, an RC Cola.

        • T Duiker
          T Duiker  1 months back

          At least i can always rely on yatzee talking bollocks, to make me fall asleep :P

          • Jon Borodine
            Jon Borodine  1 months back

            A wolf's head on butterfly wings. I love it

            • True Mind
              True Mind  2 months back

              39:26
              *DoW imperial guard theme starts playing*

              • Jeremy Lindquist
                Jeremy Lindquist  2 months back

                These videos provide me much enjoyment while driving to class.

                • Connor 0672
                  Connor 0672  2 months back

                  I think watching undertale is what made me think it was very eh. That and the community

                  • Patrick Somers
                    Patrick Somers  2 months back

                    Well I know what I'm doing for the next 4-and-a-quarter hours.

                    • Krillinthefail
                      Krillinthefail  2 months back

                      does he say the n word at 2:47:16 ?

                      • Francisco J. Moreno
                        Francisco J. Moreno  2 months back

                        Please, timestamps or still titles the next time. Most of the time i forget what game is being reviewed! xD

                        • AlexanderDraconis
                          AlexanderDraconis  2 months back

                          28:09.5 just cracks me up, I dunno why

                          • Ghost
                            Ghost  2 months back

                            Yahtzee, i think we both know you not a millennial, and thats a good thing.

                            • Ghost
                              Ghost  4 weeks back

                              @Kyle Dunnell its kinda like how people identify as Spunk Frying Pans instead of humans, so im going the rational route and not identify as a millennial even though I am one, one of the early ones yes, but still. But yeah, calling the generation between the 80's and 90's can hardly be called millennials for we are funtional without having be offended at people that breathes

                            • Ghost
                              Ghost  1 months back

                              @Ezekiel Martin also, i was born 86 but i dont see or identify as a millennial, seeing as i dont stand for most of their petty bullshit

                            • Ghost
                              Ghost  1 months back

                              @Ezekiel Martin yeah checked it too and proper surprised. But he doesnt go on like one, he rips them to shreds lol

                            • Ezekiel Martin
                              Ezekiel Martin  1 months back

                              Actually, just googled it, and he technically is. The first millennials were born in '81, and he was born in '83. Though I think that's a pretty stupid cutoff line since that means the first millennials were 17 by the time the new millennium even showed up.

                          • Dylan Smith
                            Dylan Smith  2 months back

                            I'd rather have someone drive over my ballsack going 150 on a highway then hear this guy drone on like an undiagnosed ADHD 40 year old virgin for 4 hours.
                            A couple videos a year is good enough.

                            • alldayagain
                              alldayagain  2 months back

                              I think he should do a Top and Bottom 5 for the decade at some point. Maybe when the 2020 Drought hits.

                            • Andrew Gray
                              Andrew Gray  2 months back

                              > they do not so much "fly" as "plummet"

                              And you make fun of Monty Python fans?

                              • ellen m
                                ellen m  2 months back

                                came for unbridled rage and stayed for julian bashir.

                                • Relax Alex
                                  Relax Alex  2 months back

                                  1:46:50

                                  • Michael Tonks
                                    Michael Tonks  2 months back

                                    Ever thought of releasing these as a podcast? I sit and listen to it while I'm at work without watching. Would be nice, is all

                                    • amdm amdhg
                                      amdm amdhg  2 months back

                                      Is it just me or did akindalewar change his art style





                                      And characters






                                      And accent....

                                      • Ben Sell
                                        Ben Sell  2 months back

                                        "Undertale is a good game" overrated but still good

                                        • evil incarnate
                                          evil incarnate  5 days back

                                          @Corey Stokely aren't you acting grumpy because someone doesn't like it as much as you?

                                        • Corey Stokely
                                          Corey Stokely  1 weeks back

                                          "Overrated" is a meaningless word used by dumb cunts who are grumpy wumpy that a game is popular when they don't like it.

                                          Because people can't possibly like something that you don't right?

                                        • Andres Henríquez
                                          Andres Henríquez  3 weeks back

                                          "Mother"

                                        • Space Wizard Pip
                                          Space Wizard Pip  1 months back

                                          Ben Sell When an Indie game is good the fans will act like such a thing as never existed ignorant to any games that may have inspired it.

                                      • DavidTheWavid Animation
                                        DavidTheWavid Animation  2 months back

                                        22:40 Could Assassin’s Creed go on long to use ALL the subtitle cliches?

                                        Origins and Odyssey: Yes.

                                      • Ben Ward
                                        Ben Ward  2 months back

                                        _Intro_

                                        "Undertale is a good game..."

                                        _Outro_

                                      • Petri K
                                        Petri K  2 months back

                                        Though 50 Cent probably would have made better Carol Danvers than certain someone who shall not be criticized.

                                        • Takuan Soho
                                          Takuan Soho  2 months back

                                          Oh boy, here I go summarizing again !

                                          00:00:05 Yahtzee Top 5 Best, Worst and Blandest games of 2015
                                          00:07:12 Devils Third
                                          00:12:27 Mario & Luigi Paper Jam
                                          00:17:35 Assassin's Creed Chronicles
                                          00:22:47 Xenoblade Chronicles X
                                          00:28:06 The Witness
                                          00:30:47 Bombshell
                                          00:33:34 Gravity Rush
                                          00:38:32 X-COM 2
                                          00:43:38 Firewall Vs Layers of Fear
                                          00:48:51 Far Cry Primal
                                          00:53:55 Stardew Valley
                                          00:56:30 Superhot (extra pissed off Yahtzee at 58:16 :O !)
                                          00:59:09 The Division
                                          01:04:03 Salt and Sanctuary
                                          01:08:53 République
                                          01:13:42 Shadow Warrior
                                          01:18:22 Quantum Break
                                          01:23:17 Dark Souls 3
                                          01:28:13 Ratchet & Clank
                                          01:33:03 Starfox Zero
                                          01:37:53 Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door
                                          01:42:33 Uncharted 4
                                          01:47:23 Doom
                                          01:52:22 Homefront : The Revolution
                                          01:57:32 Battleborn & Overwatch
                                          02:02:50 Mirror's Edge Catalyst
                                          02:07:46 E3 2016
                                          02:13:07 Mighty N°9
                                          02:18:19 Inside
                                          02:21:13 Shadow of the Beast
                                          02:23:25 Technomancer
                                          02:28:34 Furi
                                          02:31:10 Song of the Deep
                                          02:33:40 I am Setsuna
                                          02:38:40 Head Lander
                                          02:41:06 Quadrilateral Cowboy
                                          02:43:27 Quake 1
                                          02:48:42 No Man's Sky
                                          02:54:00 Grow Up
                                          02:58:49 Deus Ex Mankind Divided
                                          03:03:54 Metroid Federation Force
                                          03:08:33 Curious Expedition
                                          03:11:40 Mother Russia bleeds
                                          03:13:37 Recore
                                          03:18:36 Capcom Five (♫ let's all laugh of an industry that never learn anything tee hee hee ♫)
                                          03:23:47 Clustertruck
                                          03:26:40 Lichtspeer
                                          03:28:36 Paper Mario Color Splash
                                          03:33:44 Gears of War 4
                                          03:38:35 PlayStation VR
                                          03:43:43 Battlefield 1
                                          03:48:44 CoD: Infinite Warfare vs Titanfall 2
                                          03:53:49 Dishonored 2
                                          03:58:36 Watch_Dogs_2
                                          04:03:33 Final Fantasy XV
                                          04:08:30 The Last Guardian

                                          Ended with the help of @Ezekiel Martin o7


                                          *May your framerates be high and your temperatures low* ಠ_ರೃ

                                          • Takuan Soho
                                            Takuan Soho  1 months back

                                            @Ezekiel Martin Thanks, this one was longer to finish than the previous one ! :P

                                          • Ezekiel Martin
                                            Ezekiel Martin  1 months back

                                            Finished! Feel free to plagiarize.
                                            3:33:44 Gears of War 4
                                            3:38:35 PlayStation VR
                                            3:43:43 Battlefield 1
                                            3:48:44 CoD: Infinite Warfare vs Titanfall 2
                                            3:53:49 Dishonored 2
                                            3:58:36 Watch_Dogs_2
                                            4:03:33 Final Fantasy XV
                                            4:08:30 The Last Guardian

                                          • Pablo Frias
                                            Pablo Frias  1 months back

                                            May your nob be ever slobbed

                                          • TheAtomicLemon
                                            TheAtomicLemon  1 months back

                                            You're absolutely insane, but in a good way. Thank you for your service.

                                        • JesusKrispies
                                          JesusKrispies  2 months back

                                          1:43:48

                                          You're welcome.

                                          • Demnark Balcom
                                            Demnark Balcom  2 months back

                                            I forgot that capcom of america is actually just capcom of Texas

                                            • Bogumila Czwakiel
                                              Bogumila Czwakiel  2 months back

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                                            • P B
                                              P B  2 months back

                                              I don't get all the cries of self-censorship, all the originals are still available and this video contains more than its fair share of remarks that will have it demonotised anyway.

                                              • CalzerDan
                                                CalzerDan  4 weeks back

                                                Probably just get the worst ones out of it so those lesser ones can slip past the radar. I'm not sure there's ever been a regular (not like his annual countdown vids) that has broken 10 minutes.

                                              • Kane Obscurum
                                                Kane Obscurum  2 months back

                                                could be for the same reason the definitive edition of the DMC reboot removed the villian line that was something about making the world his bitch. That is, either Yahtzee or an editor felt the jokes didn't work so well in hindsight or just weren't so good upon reflection.

                                              • lachlan Bastin
                                                lachlan Bastin  2 months back

                                                Though you have to wonder that if the video is going to be demonetised anyway, then why remove it?

                                              • Ben Ward
                                                Ben Ward  2 months back

                                                P B I mean, it's not like Escapist is going to claim this child friendly anyway...

                                            • Nigel Bear
                                              Nigel Bear  2 months back

                                              Welp. No Mafia 3 review. the joke that did this was the racism joke neer the start for the developers to use the n-word. it was even stated "not putting it in would be even more racist"... well how ironic.

                                              • Encaru
                                                Encaru  2 months back

                                                It's a bird it's a plane its Ass-Ass man!

                                                • Justin Greenland
                                                  Justin Greenland  2 months back

                                                  review chrono trigger

                                                  • thatdapperfellow
                                                    thatdapperfellow  2 months back

                                                    Is this the last one?

                                                    • th792
                                                      th792  2 months back

                                                      remember to let the ad play and click on the ad so the company gets charged.

                                                      • Paul B
                                                        Paul B  2 months back

                                                        So the only censoring I noticed this time was that they cut the _entirety_ of the Mafia 3 review.

                                                        • Felipe Roman
                                                          Felipe Roman  1 months back

                                                          Well... Yahtzee himself has said that he isn't proud of some jokes lately... Specially the ones about sexuality and gender. Maybe it's a direct Yahtzee order?

                                                        • Director [Redacted]
                                                          Director [Redacted]  2 months back

                                                          @Sorow Fame This weirds me out though they are going to be demonetized anyway for all the jokes left in so I really doubt the censorship is for demonetization, that said I don't know what else it could be for.

                                                        • Andrew Eike
                                                          Andrew Eike  2 months back

                                                          ​@Sorow Fame Nope its just one line in particular

                                                          n-bleep n-bleep n-bleep n-bleep c-bleep c-bleep s-bleep

                                                          All racial slurs

                                                          Still hilarious how he said it tho

                                                        • Sorow Fame
                                                          Sorow Fame  2 months back

                                                          Lilly Who I think the review has a recurring joke based around race. They probably removed it because it might get them demonetised.

                                                        • Lilly Who
                                                          Lilly Who  2 months back

                                                          What are they trying to censor, specifically?

                                                      • Haramgalf The Grey Gorilla

                                                        Undertale better than The Witcher 3? Why are all people preaching a mediocre game over the Witcher 3?

                                                        • JesusKrispies
                                                          JesusKrispies  2 months back

                                                          Wow, what a hot take. Pity it's only 3 years past the point where anyone might possibly have given a shit.

                                                      • Mr Hash
                                                        Mr Hash  2 months back

                                                        Bruh look at all those ads just make a fake one and keep watching this therefore more money

                                                        • //Shadow_Reaper\\
                                                          //Shadow_Reaper\\  2 months back

                                                          2:11:42 oh if past Yahtzee only knew of what was to come in the future!

                                                          • Nathan E
                                                            Nathan E  2 months back

                                                            The Irishman has nothing on ZP.

                                                            • Bogumila Czwakiel
                                                              Bogumila Czwakiel  2 months back

                                                              Is carzq👺😡👺👻😡😈💤🖕🏿🤑

                                                              • Ira Javier
                                                                Ira Javier  2 months back

                                                                This video wasn't long enough. Need more.

                                                                • AdvisedSwine23
                                                                  AdvisedSwine23  2 months back

                                                                  Finally a good use of my time

                                                                  • Adam Greenhaus
                                                                    Adam Greenhaus  2 months back

                                                                    I'm going to create a review channel called "Only Punctuation." It will be very quiet.

                                                                    • gordon thomas
                                                                      gordon thomas  4 weeks back

                                                                      Adam Greenhaus It can open with some acoustic folk music

                                                                    • CyanFire
                                                                      CyanFire  2 months back

                                                                      It'll just be recordings of yourself making faces in the mirror. Surprised look to represent an exclamation point, puzzled to represent a question mark, etc.

                                                                    • alldayagain
                                                                      alldayagain  2 months back

                                                                      Or game reviewing only using charades

                                                                  • deimosian
                                                                    deimosian  2 months back

                                                                    How much did you cowards self-censor this time?

                                                                    • Ville Hautala
                                                                      Ville Hautala  1 months back

                                                                      Since it seems you have forgotten, they literally already explained this to you, in the 2014 compilation. You already know why they do it. You already know the originals are still there, uncut. So go watch those instead for your free entertainment that seems to have your panties in a twist.

                                                                    • Sorow Fame
                                                                      Sorow Fame  2 months back

                                                                      Oh I'm sorry, does people actually wanting to make money on their videos offend you?

                                                                  • ThaDevilsJester
                                                                    ThaDevilsJester  2 months back

                                                                    28:07 unintentional insult to The Witness

                                                                    • dragonfire 420blazin
                                                                      dragonfire 420blazin  2 months back

                                                                      You forgot Mafia 3!!
                                                                      Seriously guys I thought you got your shit together after forgetting 3 ZP's in that "Every Zero Punctuation of 2018". You do know "EVERY" means all of them right?

                                                                      • dragonfire 420blazin
                                                                        dragonfire 420blazin  2 months back

                                                                        @Greil9 its Yahtzee fucking Croshaw. Trying to sensor him is a lost cause.

                                                                      • Greil9
                                                                        Greil9  2 months back

                                                                        Going to guess it's their earlier censorship in these compilations, except they had no idea how to do the use of the n-word and references to racism in that video. So rather than try, they pretend it didn't happen.