Every Star Wars Movie Reviewed - Pt. 1 - The Original Trilogy

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Published: 30 November 2019
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Comments • 4 739

Reeterchit Chity 9 hours back
We want your house thoughts on the mandalorian
Noah Ferran 12 hours back
Waiting on that pt 2
Chase1.9 Gaming 12 hours back
Cosmonaut: “you cannot legally watch the original version of this movie”

Me: “then how come i have a copy of the original movie on dvd?”
MiCHaEl XxX 12 hours back
“I WILL NEVER WATCH THE PREQUELS AGAIN” do I it, you won’t pussy (just kidding you are awesome watch the prequels and just say they are good if you want)
Walenta 13 hours back
Marcus I'ma be honest here it's finals week and the only thing gettin me through is the prospect of part 2 of this video comin out so maybe we could put a little more franticity in that creativity output process thing yeah?ok thanksmanbye
Zachary Swaffield 15 hours back
WHERE IS PART 2
Grand Jimulus 15 hours back
Hurry up and release the next one!!! 🤣😂
Noah Theis 16 hours back
The prequels provide context that is why you watch them... plus you get no clone wars otherwise.
Echo MGH 16 hours back
Wasn't the clone wars show a movie first? I even have proof.
Matthew Bateman 16 hours back
He though, you mention how you cannot watch the original version legally, but I'm not sure that's true.. I bought a double disc set at wal-mart, and disc 2 has the 'original theatrical version.'.. did I miss something?
Matthew Bateman 16 hours back
5:41 - "and an evil cyborg samurai wizard."..
Dude, your videos are hilarious.
spacelizbian 17 hours back
I like the prequels (I blame the clone wars and nostalgia for warping my view of them), but man, are they terrible movies.
Austin Johnsen 17 hours back
Whoa man, don’t be so hard on the prequels. Did you forget their movies about space wizards intended for children? lol
carealoo744 17 hours back
18:00 You know, up until now, I've never really actually considered what the title was saying; I just kind of saw that as a name, like anyone else's name.
DaFunkyHorse420 18 hours back
George Lucas said ESB is the worst
Rokas Anonimas 21 hours back
I was tempted to subscribe because I like the way he makes his content but after seeing those horrible and pathetic bashing videos of Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy and Aquaman, I just could not...
Louis Murphy 22 hours back
okay...please someone tell me what the exciting star wars theme is that always plays in the background of cosmonauts star wars videos
Max Contreras 22 hours back
Your logic across Star Wars and movies in general is so inconsistent lol
Jason Witt 22 hours back
Super looking forward to the next one ♥️
FragingInsane 24 hours back
Indeed
Darion Dukes 1 days back
4:40 lmaooooo
Wookie Commander 1 days back
Yo where tf is part 2??
Trashbatman643 Devito1q1 1 days back
Episode 3 was good though
Elteay 1 days back
Honestly I know the prequels are hot steamy ass but I still love them with a burning passion. I don't know what it is about them I just really like them.
Yeet Boi 1 days back
Battlefront has changed for the better over the years
Matthew Garland 1 days back
You should look over battlefront 2 again it’s a completely different game
King Dubbla 2 days back
Ngl I kinda like the prequels...
goreycinema 2 days back
That last bit was the most cathartic thing I've heard in a long time. It baffles me how people act like the prequels are now all of a sudden amazing movies when they did nothing but shit on them before Disney bought the franchise.
Racingcar 3 2 days back
I like the prequels more than the originals

YEAH! COME AND KILL ME
E Mag 2 days back
Hurry up with part 2 please!
Logan Belcher 2 days back
Someone please tell me where that R2D2 overdub is from
Robert Edward 2 days back
Return of the jedi was good, the other two were better, I have always marathoned all 3 when I watch them so to me they have always been one long awesome movie
rafael rj 2 days back
Oh George Lucas
I really hate you but I really love you
Marc Meier 2 days back
It’s interesting that a lot of people thought Vader was lying when he told Luke he was his father.
Nikolas Olbeter 2 days back
I own the original disc

I think
Dawson Hall 2 days back
Petition for cosmonaut to watch mando
Sith Lord Sombra 2 days back
I
Asa sewell 3 days back
Next video?
Brandon Hill 3 days back
i love this channel so much. that ending. George Lucas couldn't have concluded this video better.
Movifluent 3 days back
When is the prequels one coming out?
Elijah Jarrell 3 days back
You can watch the original on vcr😂
jay tee 3 days back
Oh! You like empire strikes back and hate return of the jedi? I know you too well for you to fool me😏. You love empire strikes back because the rebels get caught and tortured😏😏. And you hate return of the jedi because they get saved and kill your favorite people-the enemy😏😏😏😏😏. You even say so in your_Why Rebels Sucks_ video😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😈
Sarah _ 3 days back
Stopped watching after the 17 minute mark it just became him shitting on return of the jedi which is not even bad it’s actually my favorite movie up there with last jedi as number one then theres his “dIsNeY rUiNeD star wars” comment god you said like every other cis white star wars fan but your black jesus time to unsubscribe for your shithole of a channel
mattycool 21 hours back
@The Whisper Gamer Ummm. He likes TFA and TLJ.

And you misunderstood what he said about Disney, lol.
The Whisper Gamer 2 days back
Sarah _ it’s his opinion dumbass
Darrian Berlincourt 3 days back
That outro tho mmmmm
Jake Engbers 3 days back
im glad disney bought star wars to be honest. george was going to run it into the ground and it feels like all of star wars is getting a second life thanks to disney
The Lonely Astronaut 3 days back
I have the original trilogy on vhs so I be good
Fish ateyobroski 3 days back
Hey you give Battlefront a f***ing break. When was the last time u played that game?
Fish ateyobroski 1 days back
Digital Native i guess u right
Digital Native 1 days back
Giving Battlefront a hard time wasn't the point he was trying to make. If that were the case he'd just outright bash it like the rest of the stuff he holds disdain for. He said "brave" because it took a while for it to be good, with micro-transactions and all, that made it hard to get into. If anything, it's praise to the players while acknowledging the shaky development Battlefront II had.
All what you want JZ 3 days back
How do you like mandalorian
Anson Hartzler 2 days back
Why don’t you? It’s pretty good.
Herb Coswell 4 days back
When is part 2 coming out?

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