Every Star Wars Movie Reviewed - Pt. 1 - The Original Trilogy
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- Published: 30 November 2019
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We want your house thoughts on the mandalorian
Waiting on that pt 2
Cosmonaut: “you cannot legally watch the original version of this movie”
Me: “then how come i have a copy of the original movie on dvd?”
“I WILL NEVER WATCH THE PREQUELS AGAIN” do I it, you won’t pussy (just kidding you are awesome watch the prequels and just say they are good if you want)
Marcus I'ma be honest here it's finals week and the only thing gettin me through is the prospect of part 2 of this video comin out so maybe we could put a little more franticity in that creativity output process thing yeah?ok thanksmanbye
WHERE IS PART 2
Hurry up and release the next one!!! 🤣😂
The prequels provide context that is why you watch them... plus you get no clone wars otherwise.
Wasn't the clone wars show a movie first? I even have proof.
He though, you mention how you cannot watch the original version legally, but I'm not sure that's true.. I bought a double disc set at wal-mart, and disc 2 has the 'original theatrical version.'.. did I miss something?
5:41 - "and an evil cyborg samurai wizard."..
Dude, your videos are hilarious.
I like the prequels (I blame the clone wars and nostalgia for warping my view of them), but man, are they terrible movies.
Whoa man, don’t be so hard on the prequels. Did you forget their movies about space wizards intended for children? lol
18:00 You know, up until now, I've never really actually considered what the title was saying; I just kind of saw that as a name, like anyone else's name.
George Lucas said ESB is the worst
I was tempted to subscribe because I like the way he makes his content but after seeing those horrible and pathetic bashing videos of Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy and Aquaman, I just could not...
okay...please someone tell me what the exciting star wars theme is that always plays in the background of cosmonauts star wars videos
Your logic across Star Wars and movies in general is so inconsistent lol
Super looking forward to the next one ♥️
Indeed
4:40 lmaooooo
Yo where tf is part 2??
Episode 3 was good though
Honestly I know the prequels are hot steamy ass but I still love them with a burning passion. I don't know what it is about them I just really like them.
Battlefront has changed for the better over the years
You should look over battlefront 2 again it’s a completely different game
Ngl I kinda like the prequels...
That last bit was the most cathartic thing I've heard in a long time. It baffles me how people act like the prequels are now all of a sudden amazing movies when they did nothing but shit on them before Disney bought the franchise.
I like the prequels more than the originals
YEAH! COME AND KILL ME
Hurry up with part 2 please!
Someone please tell me where that R2D2 overdub is from
Return of the jedi was good, the other two were better, I have always marathoned all 3 when I watch them so to me they have always been one long awesome movie
Oh George Lucas
I really hate you but I really love you
It’s interesting that a lot of people thought Vader was lying when he told Luke he was his father.
I own the original disc
I think
Petition for cosmonaut to watch mando
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Next video?
i love this channel so much. that ending. George Lucas couldn't have concluded this video better.
When is the prequels one coming out?
You can watch the original on vcr😂
Oh! You like empire strikes back and hate return of the jedi? I know you too well for you to fool me😏. You love empire strikes back because the rebels get caught and tortured😏😏. And you hate return of the jedi because they get saved and kill your favorite people-the enemy😏😏😏😏😏. You even say so in your_Why Rebels Sucks_ video😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😈
Stopped watching after the 17 minute mark it just became him shitting on return of the jedi which is not even bad it’s actually my favorite movie up there with last jedi as number one then theres his “dIsNeY rUiNeD star wars” comment god you said like every other cis white star wars fan but your black jesus time to unsubscribe for your shithole of a channel
@The Whisper Gamer Ummm. He likes TFA and TLJ.
And you misunderstood what he said about Disney, lol.
Sarah _ it’s his opinion dumbass
That outro tho mmmmm
im glad disney bought star wars to be honest. george was going to run it into the ground and it feels like all of star wars is getting a second life thanks to disney
I have the original trilogy on vhs so I be good
Hey you give Battlefront a f***ing break. When was the last time u played that game?
Digital Native i guess u right
Giving Battlefront a hard time wasn't the point he was trying to make. If that were the case he'd just outright bash it like the rest of the stuff he holds disdain for. He said "brave" because it took a while for it to be good, with micro-transactions and all, that made it hard to get into. If anything, it's praise to the players while acknowledging the shaky development Battlefront II had.
How do you like mandalorian
Why don’t you? It’s pretty good.
When is part 2 coming out?