A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Artificer

  • Published: 01 December 2019
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Comments • 2 227

  • Stephen Ball
    Stephen Ball  4 hours back

    "Get a server room!" LOL!

    • Matt Farmer
      Matt Farmer  8 hours back

      Don't think I don't see that Log hanging out there

      Praise aryara

      • Bulamba Axel
        Bulamba Axel  9 hours back

        glad the vibe rater joke didn't go unnoticed

        • FirstDarkAngel2001
          FirstDarkAngel2001  19 hours back

          0:47 omg tiny box tim! o.o you know of the epic cuteness!

          • Jessica Patalano
            Jessica Patalano  21 hours back

            I screamed when I saw Tiny Box Tim....and then screamed at Nina Tucker...

            • William Lally
              William Lally  23 hours back

              TINY BOX TIM!

              • Jean-Luc Robtiaille
                Jean-Luc Robtiaille  1 days back

                Crap guide to DMing?

                • Final Generation burner

                  This is one of my absolute favorite series on YT!

                  • RpTheHotrod
                    RpTheHotrod  1 days back

                    1:47 TOO SOON

                    • Jordyn RamC
                      Jordyn RamC  1 days back

                      Do gunslinger

                      • Myles Morrone
                        Myles Morrone  1 days back

                        "Grow closer bond with your pet"....ouch lol. I don't think anyone wants to be *that* close

                        • Senritsu} {Jumpsuit
                          Senritsu} {Jumpsuit  1 days back

                          The true vibe rater a little girl and her Doggo (ー_ー゛)

                          • JollyRobb
                            JollyRobb  1 days back

                            I've never felt so inclined to make a class if only for the potential of convincing my DM to let me enchant the fighter's sword to cuss at the enemies every time they swing it.

                            • Axell15 the Wisp Master

                              *Le Gasp* Tiny Box Tim in 0:47!

                              • Ted Gallegos
                                Ted Gallegos  2 days back

                                Was that tiny box tim?

                                • Madeleine x
                                  Madeleine x  2 days back

                                  oH NO I had a lot of your videos saved to my watch list because I was like "this guy dont know wtf he's talking about" but then I watched this video on a class im very interested in and I then I was finally like "ah yes this man gets it he gets ALL OF ITtat it patron bless"
                                  tl;dr coming to you for all my introductions on shit I dont know about already
                                  but also ===== shit I might have missed

                                  • Mettatonyx
                                    Mettatonyx  2 days back

                                    I wish to create a mimic chest, I take a normal chest, a tiny daemon, the teeth of a crocodile, and the tongue of an aragog

                                    • Michael MAnville
                                      Michael MAnville  2 days back

                                      That was short.

                                      • A Human
                                        A Human  2 days back

                                        0:47 Tiny Box Tim!!! :)

                                        • PlayerNo.3
                                          PlayerNo.3  3 days back

                                          "Chekovsky's 18th 12 overture" ha, nice

                                          • morphingninja
                                            morphingninja  3 days back

                                            Currently playing a *Warforged Artificer: Artillerist* (with a Izzet League background) and with _proficiency in 7 artisans tools._ So essentially going for becoming Iron Man (_Iruune Oakcore_)

                                            Which has been made all the more complete as I had just unlocked my *psionic potential* (might be custom rules) last session and picked to now have the ability to do an *Energy Beam* attack, and have an *Assess Foe* ability which lets me know _HP, weaknesses and resistances._

                                            I've been planning to design and craft an integrated Wand Sheath that kind of dials into a desired wand and/or an Integrated Crossbow that can fire from my forearm. (think the wrist mounted anti tank weapon that Iron Man had in the first movie)

                                            • Eldanoth
                                              Eldanoth  3 days back

                                              "casting real spells cases genetal flumps, checkmate sorcerer" nice one XD

                                              • Patrick
                                                Patrick  3 days back

                                                1:35 PRAISE OREYARA!!

                                                • dank express
                                                  dank express  3 days back

                                                  I bet he's gonna do the blood hunter or whatever it's called

                                                  • kaan özşahin
                                                    kaan özşahin  3 days back

                                                    Close bonds with pets... Dude... No. Just... No.

                                                    • Xifihas
                                                      Xifihas  3 days back

                                                      The Sword and Shield of D&D. You use items, that's all you do. That's all you can do without dying. Now bow down to the objectively superior Hunting Horn/Bard.

                                                      • William Castro
                                                        William Castro  4 days back

                                                        "Closer bonds with your pets" :'(

                                                        • Izaiah Sundquist
                                                          Izaiah Sundquist  4 days back

                                                          Not as good as original artificer. :(

                                                          • Daluna13
                                                            Daluna13  4 days back

                                                            1:38 Praise Oriana!

                                                            • AnimeMadMan123
                                                              AnimeMadMan123  4 days back

                                                              1:37 nice unexpectables reference

                                                              • Salem Andrada
                                                                Salem Andrada  5 days back

                                                                How is it possible that a class with such a boring name can have such a tantalizing description

                                                                • UndeadKay is undead
                                                                  UndeadKay is undead  5 days back

                                                                  Like the artificer class, but i was admittedly a little disappointed when they removed the Archivist subclass when they officially published the class.

                                                                  • Joshua Bea
                                                                    Joshua Bea  5 days back

                                                                    I have a desire to infuse a bag of holding and fill with flammables and combustible....then give to bad guys...wait.....then end infusion for fireworks

                                                                    • Boris Rebić
                                                                      Boris Rebić  5 days back

                                                                      Tracking more than one thing is difficult, isn't that right dungeon master?
                                                                      Inb4 my DM hits us with 40+ mobs and almost none of us have AoE spells.

                                                                      • Manyhigh
                                                                        Manyhigh  5 days back

                                                                        Is that Log?

                                                                        • Gabriele Iuzzolino
                                                                          Gabriele Iuzzolino  5 days back

                                                                          FINALLY, ADVANCED CLASSES! I LOVE YOU

                                                                          • TheIceThorn
                                                                            TheIceThorn  5 days back

                                                                            the one of the alchemist... I felt it. It hurted a lot you bstrd... :( It's a fkng triple20...

                                                                            • Elric DeVault
                                                                              Elric DeVault  5 days back

                                                                              A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Blood Hunter ?

                                                                              • The Real TK-Dragon!
                                                                                The Real TK-Dragon!  5 days back

                                                                                I tried playing Artificer once. The whole party acted like nothing I did counted as real actions or inventions like I just started making stuff up. Really pissed me off because I was actually trying to play a good character.

                                                                                • Stefano Sommese
                                                                                  Stefano Sommese  5 days back

                                                                                  Inn tale aspetta

                                                                                  • Camien Visual Arts
                                                                                    Camien Visual Arts  5 days back

                                                                                    Ahh! Look at this tiny box! It’s so tiny! I’m going to name you Tiny Box Tim!

                                                                                    • Le Tuan
                                                                                      Le Tuan  5 days back

                                                                                      @JoCat I dare you to talk about the Mystic class from UA. Good luck with that!

                                                                                      • Lin
                                                                                        Lin  6 days back

                                                                                        00:50 I can just imagen how long it took you to decide on wether to reference vine , musicly or tiktok

                                                                                        • Dindin R.
                                                                                          Dindin R.  6 days back

                                                                                          PALADIN X BARD HOLDING HANDS

                                                                                          • James Campbell
                                                                                            James Campbell  6 days back

                                                                                            I love that log is in there

                                                                                            • Kiju Axel
                                                                                              Kiju Axel  6 days back

                                                                                              A big, fuckoff gun? Sounds right up my alley. Where do I sign up?

                                                                                              • Ryan Rutledge
                                                                                                Ryan Rutledge  6 days back

                                                                                                Idk if someone said it already, but at 0:47 is Tiny Box Tim... very nice.

                                                                                                • Mheros
                                                                                                  Mheros  6 days back

                                                                                                  Tiny box tim!